Best Rum Cake Ever Joke

Therefore we have a black cake which has two names the second name is caribbean rum soaked fruit cake which is exactly what a rum cake is just with a little bit extras.

Best rum cake ever joke.

Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Baking powder not gun 4 c flour. Before you start sample the rum to check for quality.

Once the cake is cooled invert the cake on a serving plate and pierce the top to make holes all over the cake. Recipe best rum cake ever. Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. Sugar and beat again.

Add 1 seaspoon of. Check that rum again for quality. Check the rum again and bo to ged. He takes a seat right at the bar orders a rum and coke and opens the little box.

Now pour whole mess into the coven and ake. 1 tsp baking soda. Some of the variations of a rum cake that are known are a golden rum cake rum baba rum soaked cake and a few others. Try it again with an electric beater beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

To be sure the rum is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup of rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. In a saucepan melt the butter and mix in the water and sugar and boil for 5 minutes while stirring. Sift 1 2 pint lemon juice. 1 cup dried fruit.

Before you start sample the rum and check for good quality. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Select a large mixing bowl measuring cup etc. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees.

1 or 2 quarts rum. Check the rum again and bo to ged. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Now select a large mixing bowl measuring cups spatula etc.

Joke recipe this recipe has been checked for typos there are none ingredients. 1 or 2 quarts rum. Lol the original recipe calls for dark rum i had regular clear rum. In a preheated oven to 325 bake the cake for 1 hours.

I told you face down on the floor. Sample the rum again. It must be just right. Add 4 eggs 1 2 cup cold water 1 2 cup vegetable oil and 1 2 cup baquardi rum 80 proof.

With an electric mixer beat butter in large fluffy bowl. Add one babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Funny joke i heard from a retired dad at a birthday party a man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand and a weird looking lamp in the other. Turn off the heat and mix in the rum.

Let it cool and prepare the rum. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts.